Clan {DOU}

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Two gay guys, Fred and Larry, get legally married in Maine, USA. They couldn't afford a honeymoon, so, they go back to Fred's parent's house for their first married night together. In the morning, Johnny, Fred's little brother, gets up and has his breakfast. As he is going out of the door to go to s...

A woman takes a lover home during the day while her husband is at work. Her 9 year old son comes home unexpectedly, sees them, and hides in the bedroom cupboard to watch. Just after getting into bed the woman's husband also comes home unexpectedly, she tells her lover to hide in the cupboard, not re...

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Sad News Please join me in remembering a great icon of the entertainment community. The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast infection and trauma complications from repeated pokes in the belly. He was 71. Doughboy was buried in a lightly greased coffin. Dozens of celebrities turned out to pa...

The Sensitive Man A woman meets a man in a bar. They talk; they connect; they end up leaving together. They get back to his place, and as he shows her around his apartment , she notices that one wall of his bedroom is completely filled with soft, sweet, cuddly teddy bears. There are three shelves in...

1. What is the best thing about dating a homeless woman? You can drop her off anywhere. 2. What is the difference between in-laws and outlaws? Outlaws are wanted. 3. What should a woman say to a man she's just had sex with? Whatever she wants. He's sleeping. 4. Where does virgin wool come from? Ugly...

Ever been blessed with a beautiful, sunny summer day only to find that your beer hasn't been put on ice?!?!?!? Well, don't sweat it!! Grab a cooler, drop in a healthy amout of ice, pour in an equal amout of cold water, then add the secret ingredient...2 tablespoons of table salt!! Yes, I said table ...

HAPPY NEW YEAR TO ALL MAY 2009 BE A BETTER YEAR FOR ALL !!!!!!!!!!!

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HEY ALL JUST DROPPIN' BY TO WISH EVERYONE AT {DOU} A SAFE AND HAPPY HOLIDAY SEASON FROM ALL OF US AT [OMA].

GEORGE WHO'S BUTT LOOKS BETTER MINE OR LAURA'S.AH LET ME JUST TOUCH IT FOR AWHILE!!!!!!!!

MERRY CHRISTMAS AND A SAFE AND HAPPY NEW YEAR FROM ALL AT [OMA].