Clan {DOU}

Thanks everyone for the warm welcomes! I'm really glad I "made the cut" see you on the server!... unless you hide really well, then you will most likely see me more than I see you... lol

i figued its been a while since a posted a somewhat questionable joke in the forums, so seeing as its no where near valentins day, here it is lol. A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding man standing at the counter methodically placing "Love" stamps on bright p...

An older travelling salesman had recently married a gorgeous young blonde. He had a long trip to take the next day and; worried that she would become lonely while away; he decided to get her a "gift" to keep her busy. The man found an adult store during his lunch break and went in to inves...

A world-famous and very dignified surgeon called a plumber to fix the flooded bathroom in his office. When the plumber arrived, he was carrying an extra set of used overalls. The dapper, impeccably groomed and expensively dressed doctor smirked in a condescending way and said: "Do you usually n...

Once there was a family who was given some venison by a friend. The wife cooked up the deer steaks, and served it to the husband and children. The husband thought it would be fun to have the children guess what it was that they were eating. "Is is beef?" The daughter Katie asked. "Nop...

haha funny guys. and they really were soda cans. i didnt have my first adult beverage until i was 18 1/2. i was a relativly tame child. i didnt drink again until i was 22. most of my "being bad" was pranks like the couch, or the one where my friends and i stuck plastic spoons handle down i...

one spring, my friends and i put a couch on top of the school and had parties up there for like 3 months until the janitor/groundskeeper figured out where all the soda cans scattered around the edge of the building was comming from ^.^ best parties ever.

i dont hate mexicans, i like them well enough. its a joke. and i dont know how to spell the word for the person who flies the plane, ok? lol ya grammer nazzis XD

sry to bump an old thread here, but i play wow on a very regular basis, in fact, that's where i was given the name "fancy". i have a 90 draenei mage, and 85 belf holipali, adn various other alts, that arent worth mentioning yet. i currently am spread across 3 relms, silverhand, moonguard, ...

(((disclaimer: im not raceist, i hate everyone equally. that being said, i thought this was funny as hell.))) there are 3men on a plane, an american, a russian, and a mexican. suddenly the poilet says that they need to drop some cargo because the plane is too heavy and will crash if they dont drop s...

NATAN wrote:Extended forum permissions as a recruit activated !

thanks a bunch!

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m1tg1u4yL11rqq1iao1_500.gif thank you! thank you! thank you very much! i cant wait for the torture... i mean... fun to begin! Avenger read me the post and we hi-fived, so i thought i would come in and say thank you personally for this, rather unique, oppertnity to ...

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Fancy wrote: i havent forgot the date looking foreward to it. so when r u comin to wosconson then? lol

Holy grammar police Batman...


Where exactly is this wosconson you speak of

omg! yes! i love it! wosconson=wisconsin

i love the batman thing that's so awesome!

{DOU}Cygnus wrote:Yeah I quit buying that shit and she's getting desperate.

i didnt know it was in the house to begin with ;p

Welcome to the forum Fancy, I call this Clan the "Nut House", so you will fit in with us. Your game play has improved, and it will only get better, Good Luck to you, my little gal. Hey, don't forget the date and I will bring CHEETO'S. LOL ::DancingBanana:: i havent forgot the date :) look...