Clan {DOU}

Congratz man xD welcome aboard

So a Communist a Muslim and an Illegal alien walk into a bar and the bartender say.

Hello Mr. President

Thanks Yall it means alot haha

An old, blind cowboy wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a shot of Jack Daniels. After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender, “Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?” The bar immediately falls absolutely silent. n a very deep, husky voi...

that was kinda fucking funny

Thanks Jacobite happy Holidays to you to man... and Anytime Natan

Hey guys sorry i missed out on playing CoD this week i was gone all week and couldnt get on but with the holidays here i didnt have much time.. but ill see yall Tues

What do you call a cow with no legs??
Ground Beef

What do you call a cow with 2 legs??
Lean Ground Beef

What do you call a cow who jumps over a barbwire fence??
Utter disaster

What do you call a cow with an abortion??
Decaffeinated

How do you surprise Helen Keller??

If it aint in the SEC i dont wanna look hear about.. lol JK Since Football is quite the actual madness in my state id have to agree with everyone for the most part on HS and College ball being some of the better sports... PRO they are just in it for the money .. no glory

THE SNIPER SERVER ON UT99 IS DOWN !!!!

I get what yall are saying lol but i guess im not

And there we have it ... This idea of mine BACKFIRED in my face... Shall we try again at a later date??

For real tho i get on here atleast once or twice a day maybe more just depends on my mood and there is never anything going on or being said... so lets change for the better of DOU so we can all reunite xD

Im Daamen.. ive played UT99 for 5 or so years but i lost touch for about 3 yrs and ive been in a few sniping clans before like TnT sSs and some others i cant remember but i would like to join yall... ive played on yall server for about 2 days and ive enjoyed it and wanna get back into another clan..