The farmers and their pigs

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The farmers and their pigs

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A farmer had 5 female pigs.



Times were hard, so he decided to take them to the county fair and sell them.



At the fair, he met another farmer who owned five male pigs.



After talking a bit, they decided to mate the pigs and split everything 50/50.



The farmers lived sixty miles apart, so they agreed to drive thirty miles each and find a field in which to let the pigs mate.



The first morning, the farmer with the female pigs got up at 5 A.M., loaded the pigs into the family station wagon, (which was the only vehicle he had) and drove the thirty miles.



While the pigs were mating, he asked the other farmer, "How will I know if they are pregnant?"



The other farmer replied, "If they're lying in the grass tomorrow morning, they're pregnant. If they're in the mud, they're not."



The next morning the pigs were rolling in the mud, so he hosed them off, loaded them into the family station wagon again and proceeded to try again.



This continued each morning for more than a week and both farmers were worn out.



The next morning he was too tired to get out of bed.



He called to his wife, "Honey, please look outside and tell me whether the pigs are in the mud or in the grass."



"Neither," yelled his wife, "they're in the station wagon and one of them is honking the horn."
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More agricultural humor!:


DEA officer stops at a ranch in Texas , and talks with an old rancher. He tells the rancher, "I need to inspect your ranch for illegally grown drugs." The rancher says, "Okay, but do not go in that field over there," as he points out the location.



The DEA officer verbally explodes saying, " Mister, I have the authority of the Federal Government with me." Reaching into his rear pants pocket, he removes his badge and proudly displays it to the rancher. "See this badge? This badge means I am allowed to go wherever I wish . . . . On any land. No questions asked or answers given. Have I made myself clear? Do you understand?"



The rancher nods politely, apologizes, and goes about his chores.


A short time later, the old rancher hears loud screams and sees the DEA officer running for his life chased by the rancher's big Santa Gertrudis bull . . . .

With every step the bull is gaining ground on the officer, and it seems likely that he'll get gored before he reaches safety. The officer is clearly terrified. The rancher throws down his tools, runs to the fence and yells at the top of his lungs . . . . .



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