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Breastfeeding

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Joe was riding the bus, minding his own business,
when the gorgeous woman next to him started
to breast feed her baby.

The baby wouldn't take it, so she said,
"Come on,
eat it all up or ... I'll have
to give it to this nice man here."

Five minutes later, the baby was still not feeding,
so she said,
"Come on, honey.
Take it or I'll give it to this nice
man here."

A few minutes later, anxious Joe
blurted out,
"Come on, kid.
Make up your mind!
I was supposed to get off four stops ago!"
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Re: Breastfeeding

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::HYST:: Good one, Bison :rofl:
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Yeah...
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:lol:
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