The sad stories about lost and deleted lists....

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The sad stories about lost and deleted lists....

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Tommy awoke startled...
various sounds alarm sounded, filling the room...
two important lists of the clan, were lost or deleted...
Tommy was astonished...
- What a unbelievable thing....!
- Who is the responsible about that...!?, he cried by cellphone to his Public Relationship advisor Bison... which at that time was in the bathroom wiping with one of the lists...
- I do not know Bison said, feigning surprise, I will ask Darkmatter ... he always loses lists.
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Funny! Thats great. You guys gotta lot of shit to do and its got to be a chore to keep up with all of it.........

Oh, and by the way THANKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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...said E=Me2 as he accepted some of Bison's toilet paper. As he happily wiped his behind, he noticed on one of the sheets the name...
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....Tommy. And he thought asswipe was just a nickname.
"I think I know why your ass itches!" he said to Bison, who...
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Gave Me Tommys home number so I could call anytime I needed asswipe...................
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...but the number was busy. Without hessitation went back to the forum for another 2ply posting...
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"This is better than Charmin ! " he exclaimed. Just then there was a knock at the bathroom door. Bison got up from the throne, flung open the door, and to his surprise it was .....


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....the local Montezuma distributor, beaming happily. "Got another truckload for ya. That's the third this month! Put it all in the garage as usual?" As he finished pulling up his pants, Bison said:
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"But only the 3rd? These guys are really slackin' ." :cry:
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