who banned zj*nes....? Mysteries from beyond the grave...

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who banned zj*nes....? Mysteries from beyond the grave...

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The worst Darkmatter's nightmare come on.
zj*nes banned without the corresponding complaint...
Darkmatter thought as a first step in sending a PM to Tommy...praying to have a response before Christmas...
After a lot of doubts and hesisation, he decided to call to Tommy's public relationship advisor Bison.
Bison got the call with a little impatience for he was very busy updating his website...
wtf...he shouted by the phone....

Darkmatter said...
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We gotta problem here Bison.
Where the hell is Tommy?
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Bison replies, "Hey! You need to use commas when you talk to me! Just because you people invented the stinkin' language does not mean you can just use your punctuation marks any way you want."
Darkmatter let out an exasperated groan, then calmly said, "Do, you, know, where, Tommy, is,?"
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"After that bottle of PATRÓN we shared, I am really not at liberty to discuss it..."
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"Did you hear the one about me trying to die?

Fist in the air and a finger to the sky.

Do I care if you hate me? Do you wanna know the truth?

C'est la vie... adiós... good riddance... fuck you!..."5FDP"
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Bison said nearly igniting his own breath as tried to light a bowl of opium. " Besides, we only talk through e-mail. I haven't seen him in months" He said making the tiny cube glow like a meteor. "I could talk about it more with you, but you'd have to share another bottle of tequilla with me.' :mrgreen:

Darkmatter hung up the phone. This wasn't getting him any closer to finding out who banned zj*nes and time was running out. Well.... not really but he just felt like being dramatic.

Just then there was a knock at the door ......


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