Yo Mamma

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Yo mamma so stupid, she tried to commit suicide by jumping out her basement window.


Yo mamma so fat, every time she turns around its her b-day!!!


Yo mamma so ugly when she was born, your mother said, "What a treasure!" and your father said, "Yea lets go bury it".


Yo mamma so ugly, she got arrested for mooning when she looked out a window.


Yo mama's so fat she had her ears pierced by harpoon.


Yo mama's so fat she needs a watch on both arms because she covers two time zones.

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Yo mama's so fat she needs a hula hoop to keep up her socks.


Yo mama's so fat when she goes to a restaurant she doesn't get a menu, she gets an estimate.


Yo mama's so fat, she sets off car alarms when she runs.


Yo mama's so fat, when she fell in love she broke it.

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Yo mama so short she has to use a ladder to pick up a dime.


Yo mama's so stupid she can't pass a blood test.


Yo mama's so stupid, she put lipstick on her forehead, because she wanted to make up her mind.


Yo mama's so dumb, she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.


Yo mama's so dumb she brought a spoon to the Super-Bowl.


Yo mama so ugly they push her face into dough to make gorilla cookies.


Yo mama so ugly they didn't give her a costume when she tried out for Star Wars.


Yo mama so ugly when she walks into a bank, they turn off the surveillence cameras.


Yo mama so old she has Jesus' beeper number!


Yo mama so old that when she was in school there was no history class.