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“'Jessica, you want some buffalo wings?' 'Sorry I don't eat buffalo.'”


“I think there's a difference between ditzy and dumb. Dumb is just not knowing. Ditzy is having the courage to ask!”


“Is this chicken, what I have, or is this fish? I know it's tuna, but it says 'Chicken by the Sea.'”

“On my first day of Jr. High I was in Geography class, and the teacher asked us if anybody knew the names of the continents. And I was sooo excited. I was like, Damnit! It's my first day of 7th grade, Im in jr high and i know this answer. So i raised my hand I was the first one and I said A-E-I-O-U!”

“Jessica: Ooh I love this scent.
Friend: What is it?
Jessica: Ah...oh, it's unscented.”


“At school my boobs were bigger than all my friends' and I was afraid to show them. Now, I feel they make my outfits look better. They're like an accessory.”

“I`m such a blonde . It just doesn`t make sense for me to have dark hair”


“I don`t think people would take me seriously . They take me seriously as a blonde”


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who is Jessica Simpson..?
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Jessica Ann Simpson (born July 10, 1980) is an American singer, actress, television personality and fashion designer whose rise to fame began in 1999. Since that time, Simpson has achieved many recording milestones, starred in several television shows, movies, and commercials, launched a line or hair and beauty products, and designed fragrances, shoes, and handbags for women. She has devoted time to philanthropic efforts including Operation Smile and a USO-hosted tour for troops stationed overseas.

More looks and money then brains.

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Looks a bit nipply out :P

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{DOU} yO mAmA wrote:Looks a bit nipply out :P

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Hows this one :mrgreen:
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Baked clam for dinner

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