Bar Room Mistake

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Bar Room Mistake

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Did you hear about the guy who was in a bar about as drunk as its possible to get. A group of guys notice his condition and decide to be good Samaritans and take him home. First they stand him up to get to his wallet so they can find out where he lives, but he keeps falling down. He fell down eight more times on the way to the car, each time with a real thud.

After they get to his house, he falls down another four times getting him to the door. His wife comes to the door, and one guy says, "We brought your husband home."

The wife asks, "Where's his wheelchair?"
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:rollinglaugh: :rofl:
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:lol:
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