Silence is golden

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Silence is golden

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An elderly couple are attending church services.

About halfway through, she writes a note and hands it to her husband.

It says, " I just let out a silent fart, what do you think I should do?"

He scribbles back, "Put a new battery in your hearing aid."
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"Did you hear the one about me trying to die?

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Re: Silence is golden

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:lol:

Classic

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:lol:
Nice...
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:lol:
And remember that there is one and only one IP,
which you must never forget:

173.208.146.178:7777
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Now , thats funny!
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