Hi-Tech Coasters - Free!
This is a special, limited offer for free hi-tech coasters to place your
cups and mugs upon.
Sized and shaped exactly like 3 1/2" high density disks, these durable
plastic coasters will provide years of service while keeping your hardwood
furniture free of those nasty rings of dried soda and coffee. Order
several to leave around the house - for the living room, next to the
computer, etc. Coasters can be custom printed with the word "Macintosh"
or "Windows" to suit your individual preferences.
Flash! For extra-large mugs, we now provide coasters that are the exact
size and shape as CD-ROM's! Be the first on the block to put your mug
down on the hippest coaster today!
For your free coaster, call America Online today at (800) 445-6622. Order now!
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*Do not try this one, not recommended*
HOW TO HAVE FUN WITH BEER COASTERS
1) Remove a beer coaster from your local bar.
2) Carefully split the beer coaster top and bottom.
3) Insert a 10 bill and reseal.
4) Return to bar.
5) Place beer coaster under glass.
6) Wait for the bar to get extremely busy.
7) Discuss in a VERY LOUD voice the adverts on TV and in the papers which says Brewery X have hidden 10 bills in their coasters.
Keep arguing about whether it's true or not until everyone in the bar knows what you're talking about. 9) Tear open some beer coasters; look depressed.10) Partially tear open the one with the 10 bill in it.
11) Shout, "I've won! I've won", and wave the tenner still wedged in the beer coaster around
12) Watch every coaster in the bar get destroyed.
