Mr. Underhill's preformance problem
Mr. Underhill's preformance problem
Ok as you know Mr. Underhill is a nice enough guy and all, but he was crying on my shoulder one day about having "performance" problems in the bedroom. I told him to go to a doctor and let me know what happens. So he tells me the Dr. gave him a cup to take home and fill with sperm and bring it back the next day. When he went back the next day the Dr. said "It's empty!" and Mr. Underhill says well Dr. I tried with my right hand & I tried with my left hand. I then used both hands and still nothing happened. I even went and got my rubber strap wrench and still nothing! Then I had my wife help me. She even used her teeth...nothing. Then in desperation he asked the female body builder next door to help (while his wife was gone of course) she used all manner of "special" methods and not even that helped!!! So he broke down and asked the Dr. for another cup because nobody could open the first one!!!
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Nuker wrote:Ok as you know Mr. Underhill is a nice enough guy and all, but he was crying on my shoulder one day about having "performance" problems in the bedroom. I told him to go to a doctor and let me know what happens. So he tells me the Dr. gave him a cup to take home and fill with sperm and bring it back the next day. When he went back the next day the Dr. said "It's empty!" and Mr. Underhill says well Dr. I tried with my right hand & I tried with my left hand. Then I had my wife help me. She even used her teeth. Then in desperation he asked the female body builder next door to help (while his wife was gone of course) and not even that helped!!! So he broke down and asked the Dr. for another cup because nobody could open the first one!!!
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Allow me to impress upon you the severe mistake you have made. For years my conduct has been largely benign and yet without provocation you have severed our detente and forced me to unleash upon you the vengeful flames of a thousand suns! You shall curse your mothers for the day of your birth. So go now! Go, and begin your life of fear, knowing that when you least expect it the looming sword of Damocles will crash down upon you, cleaving you in twain! And as you gaze upon the smoking wreckage that was once your life you will regret the day you crossed the wrong guy.
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but first help me to check the maps...
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May I something off the point?
And remember that there is one and only one IP,
which you must never forget:
173.208.146.178:7777
which you must never forget:
173.208.146.178:7777
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Rad you have posted my favorite fetish. Mature + Animation + Toys. What do I type in the magical google to get such pictures?!?
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Thanks Rev.Revisio wrote:Rad you have posted my favorite fetish. Mature + Animation + Toys. What do I type in the magical google to get such pictures?!?
You should simply type what you want to find, e.g. sex, shameless, cat, toy in different languages and to narrow domain I type "gif ani" (animated pictures). Then I toggle Google on graphic searching. Of course, next step is painful findings browsing. That's all.
Not all pictures will be animated. You must download that picture you want it or writte an address of the picture (it is in picture properties).It depends on where you want to insert it.
I'm curios what you will find, when you type in Google "Mature toys gif ani". Have fun.
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As R-Mad would say.
"Are you people ok"
grubb
"Are you people ok"
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LMAO!Grubb Industries wrote:As R-Mad would say.
"Are you people ok"
grubb
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Good question, are you people ok?
And remember that there is one and only one IP,
which you must never forget:
173.208.146.178:7777
which you must never forget:
173.208.146.178:7777
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Nuker has multiple mothers? Wow...Mr Underhill wrote:You shall curse your mothers for the day of your birth. So go now! Go, and begin your life of fear, knowing that when you least expect it the looming sword of Damocles will crash down upon you, cleaving you in twain! And as you gaze upon the smoking wreckage that was once your life you will regret the day you crossed the wrong guy.
Best Regards,
Mr U
T
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Been waiting for your comments after I saw that errorTommy wrote:Nuker has multiple mothers? Wow...Mr Underhill wrote:You shall curse your mothers for the day of your birth. So go now! Go, and begin your life of fear, knowing that when you least expect it the looming sword of Damocles will crash down upon you, cleaving you in twain! And as you gaze upon the smoking wreckage that was once your life you will regret the day you crossed the wrong guy.
Best Regards,
Mr U
T
It actually could work in the context along the lines of "It takes a village to raise a child" Can't remember the woman's name that said that but I'm pretty sure she has nice cankles.
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Grasshopper.