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:D

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A Maybe



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:D

TOMATO LOVE


I love you from my head tomatoes



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:roll:

Becoming a vegetarian is a big missed steak.

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:o

I'm only friends with 25 letters of the alphabet. I don't know Y.

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Oh, are you gonna post something funny?

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:|


I have a few jokes about unemployed people, but none of them work


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I went to buy some camouflage trousers yesterday but couldn't find any

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:mrgreen:

Two fish are in a tank, one says to the other "how do you drive this thing?"

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Tommy wrote: Sun Apr 04, 2021 11:48 pm Oh, are you gonna post something funny?

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Was wondering the same... 8)
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:)

Two windmills are standing in a wind farm. One asks, “What’s your favourite kind of music?” The other says, “I’m a big metal fan.”

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:puke:

My dad farted in an elevator, it was bad on so many levels

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I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger. Then it hit me

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NATAN wrote: Wed Apr 14, 2021 10:19 am
:puke:

My dad farted in an elevator, it was wrong on so many levels

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Replace the word "wrong" with "bad."

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