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My wife Always tells me I never listen to her.

Or at least something like that...

NATAN wrote:

My wife Always tells me I never listen to her.

Or at least something like that...

Whenever that happens, just smile real big and say, "You know, I'm starting to take a shine to you!".

It was only a pretext. She simply wanted to go away for a long time to her mother.
You should send her a letter:
Come back and switch the light off in the fridge. I am not going to foot the bill for you.

.::/3I§ON::. wrote:
I came home from fishing today.
The wife left a note on the fridge:
"It's not working, I can't take it anymore! I've gone to stay with my Mother!"
I opened the fridge, the light came on, and the beer was cold.
What the hell is she talking about?

Remeber, when you return home from a fishing trip, you must first go to the market to buy fish.

IsabellaSM wrote:
Remeber, when you return home from a fishing trip, you must first go to the market to buy fish.

And dont forget to ask if they can trow the fish to you. That way you can tell you have catched the fish yourself...