Note From Wife
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Note From Wife
I came home from fishing today.
The wife left a note on the fridge:
"It's not working, I can't take it anymore! I've gone to stay with my Mother!"
I opened the fridge, the light came on, and the beer was cold.
What the hell is she talking about?
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Fist in the air and a finger to the sky.
Do I care if you hate me? Do you wanna know the truth?
C'est la vie... adiós... good riddance... fuck you!..."5FDP"
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Re: Note From Wife
My wife Always tells me I never listen to her.
Or at least something like that...
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Re: Note From Wife
Whenever that happens, just smile real big and say, "You know, I'm starting to take a shine to you!".NATAN wrote:
My wife Always tells me I never listen to her.
Or at least something like that...
Re: Note From Wife
It was only a pretext. She simply wanted to go away for a long time to her mother.
You should send her a letter:
Come back and switch the light off in the fridge. I am not going to foot the bill for you.
You should send her a letter:
Come back and switch the light off in the fridge. I am not going to foot the bill for you.
And remember that there is one and only one IP,
which you must never forget:
173.208.146.178:7777
which you must never forget:
173.208.146.178:7777
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Re: Note From Wife
Remeber, when you return home from a fishing trip, you must first go to the market to buy fish..::/3I§ON::. wrote:
I came home from fishing today.
The wife left a note on the fridge:
"It's not working, I can't take it anymore! I've gone to stay with my Mother!"
I opened the fridge, the light came on, and the beer was cold.
What the hell is she talking about?
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Re: Note From Wife
IsabellaSM wrote:
Remeber, when you return home from a fishing trip, you must first go to the market to buy fish.
And dont forget to ask if they can trow the fish to you. That way you can tell you have catched the fish yourself...
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