Clan {DOU}

So here's the question, would you rather be A, balls deep in a confirmed STD ridden tommy, or B lick Bisons Gooch until it reflects you face perfectly while getting Hilary Clinton tattooed on your sack.

I know there are some members who will find it difficult to choose. Cant you make an exception for them so they can have both?

It's one or the other i'm afraid.