Quote of the day (part 3)

Unread post by **NATAN** » Sun Jun 03, 2018 7:32 pm

"Entertain a clown and you become part of the circus"

Unread post by **NATAN** » Wed Sep 05, 2018 2:41 pm

I never make the same mistake twice...

I like it to make five or six times,
you know,
Just to be sure.

Unread post by **Tommy** » Wed Sep 05, 2018 3:14 pm

Great, this again!!

T

Unread post by **Rad** » Wed Sep 05, 2018 6:07 pm

I missed it!!!

Unread post by **NATAN** » Thu Sep 06, 2018 8:54 am

When cleaning my house:

1% Cleaning
30% Complaining
69% Playing with stuff I just found

Unread post by **NATAN** » Fri Sep 07, 2018 6:10 am

I used to be a banker,

but then I lost interest.

Unread post by **NATAN** » Sat Sep 08, 2018 12:38 pm

Always remember:

you're unique, just like everyone else.

Unread post by **NATAN** » Sun Sep 09, 2018 4:36 am

Apparently three out of four people make up 75 percent of the population.

Unread post by **NATAN** » Mon Sep 10, 2018 4:40 am

Everybody is ignorant,
only on different subjects.

Unread post by **NATAN** » Mon Sep 10, 2018 1:54 pm

How do you know when you are too drunk to drive?

When you swerve to miss a tree . . . and then realize it was your air-freshener.

Unread post by **NATAN** » Tue Sep 11, 2018 2:25 am

There are three kinds of people in this world:

those who can count and those who can't.

Unread post by **NATAN** » Wed Sep 12, 2018 1:41 pm

My wife made me join a bridge club.

I jump off next Tuesday.

Unread post by **NATAN** » Thu Sep 13, 2018 7:21 am

If reality wouldn't be here, the world would look very different.

Unread post by **NATAN** » Thu Sep 13, 2018 11:29 am

“If you believe you can or if you believe you can’t… you’re right.”
– Henry Ford

Unread post by **NATAN** » Fri Sep 14, 2018 3:38 am

Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep.

Clan {DOU}