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Unread post by **NATAN** » Wed Jun 17, 2020 1:04 pm

"For every minute you are angry you lose sixty seconds of happiness."

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Unread post by **NATAN** » Wed Jun 17, 2020 1:19 pm

“Life is a beautiful magnificent thing, even to a jellyfish.”

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Unread post by **NATAN** » Thu Jun 18, 2020 5:23 am

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“Simplicity is not a simple thing.”

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Unread post by **NATAN** » Fri Jun 19, 2020 9:11 am

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"Nothing is more important than something else."

Pink_Squirrel · Fri Jun 19, 2020 4:47 pm

NATAN wrote: ↑Tue Jun 16, 2020 11:04 am .

"I came, I saw, I left"

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Are you talking about the server?

Unread post by **NATAN** » Sat Jun 20, 2020 7:52 am

"Everybody dies but not everybody lives"

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Unread post by **NATAN** » Wed Jul 01, 2020 12:11 pm

"I told my wife she was drawing
her eyebrows too high."

She looked surprised.

Unread post by **NATAN** » Wed Jul 01, 2020 12:16 pm

"I trew a boomerang
a few years ago.

I now live in constant fear."

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Unread post by **NATAN** » Wed Jul 01, 2020 12:19 pm

"You don't need a parachute to go skydiving

You need a parachute to go skydiving twice"

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Unread post by **Tommy** » Wed Jul 01, 2020 10:36 pm

Seriously, why the fuck do people want to jump out of a perfectly good airplane?

No thank you.

T

Unread post by **NATAN** » Thu Jul 02, 2020 5:31 am

"Parallel lines have so much in common.

It's a shame they never meet."

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Unread post by **NATAN** » Thu Jul 02, 2020 9:15 pm

I broke my finger last week.
On the other hand, I'm okay.

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Unread post by **NATAN** » Sat Jul 04, 2020 9:54 am

And the Lord said unto John 'Come forth, and receive eternal life. But John came fifth, and won a toaster

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Unread post by **NATAN** » Sun Jan 17, 2021 11:51 pm

"A clever person solves a problem. A wise person avoids it."

Unread post by **NATAN** » Sat Jan 30, 2021 9:55 am

If you don't know where you're going to you will always get there.

Clan {DOU}