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What do you call a bee that can't make up its mind?
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TOMATO LOVE
I love you from my head tomatoes
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Becoming a vegetarian is a big missed steak.
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I'm only friends with 25 letters of the alphabet. I don't know Y.
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Oh, are you gonna post something funny?
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I have a few jokes about unemployed people, but none of them work
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I went to buy some camouflage trousers yesterday but couldn't find any
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Two fish are in a tank, one says to the other "how do you drive this thing?"
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Tommy wrote: ↑Sun Apr 04, 2021 11:48 pm
Oh, are you gonna post something funny?
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Was wondering the same...
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Two windmills are standing in a wind farm. One asks, “What’s your favourite kind of music?” The other says, “I’m a big metal fan.”
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My dad farted in an elevator, it was bad on so many levels
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I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger. Then it hit me
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NATAN wrote: ↑Wed Apr 14, 2021 10:19 am
My dad farted in an elevator, it was wrong on so many levels
Replace the word "wrong" with "bad."
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