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The Evolution of Teaching Math.

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The Evolution of Teaching Math.



Last week I purchased a burger for $1.58. The cashier took
my $2.00 as I was digging for my change when I pulled 8 cents from my
pocket and gave it to her. She stood there, holding the nickel and three
pennies, while looking at the screen on her register.

I sensed her discomfort and tried to tell her to just give me two
quarters, but she hailed the manager for help. While he tried to
explain the transaction to her, she stood there and cried. Why do I tell
you this?


Please read more about the "history of teaching math":


Teaching Math In 1950

A logger sells a truckload of lumber for $100. His cost of
production is 4/5 of the price. What is his profit?


Teaching Math In 1960

A logger sells a truckload of lumber for $100. His cost of
production is 4/5 of the price, or $80. What is his profit?


Teaching Math In 1970

A logger sells a truckload of lumber for $100. His cost of
production is $80. Did he make a profit?


Teaching Math In 1980

A logger sells a truckload of lumber for $100. His cost of
production is $80 and his profit is $20. Your assignment:
Underline the number 20.


Teaching Math In 1990

By cutting down beautiful forest trees, the logger makes
$20. What do you think of this way of making a living? Topic for class
participation after answering the question: How did the forest
birds and squirrels feel as the logger cut down the trees. (There are no
wrong answers.)


Teaching Math In 2005

El hachero vende un camion carga por $100. La cuesta de production
es.............
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wow you had 8 cents in your pocket!!!! :lol:
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Yeah, wheew...... 8¢ in my pocket. That was a loooooooooooooooong time ago :?
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"Did you hear the one about me trying to die?

Fist in the air and a finger to the sky.

Do I care if you hate me? Do you wanna know the truth?

C'est la vie... adiós... good riddance... fuck you!..."5FDP"
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spare change...

Unread post by GRouND ZeRo »

what could you get with 8cents back then???

you should have at least left a tip...J/K :lol:
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