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The great theft

Posted: Thu Jul 23, 2009 3:36 pm
by .:Isabella:.
While all the members of the clan work with zeal checking the IP of the whole galaxy in search for cheaters and other birds... a huge cry sounds in the space...

Is Tommy....

He has just discovered the disappearance of all the redemeers from the maps of the server...

Desperado, Tommy calls his adviser of communications and public relations

Bison!! - He exclaims - I need your help...!!

Bison throws far away his twentyfourth bottle of beer of that morning and...

Re: The great theft

Posted: Thu Jul 23, 2009 4:24 pm
by .::/3I§ON::.
says,
" SHIT, My beer is gone and someone has taken my tequila too :!: "

Re: The great theft

Posted: Thu Jul 23, 2009 4:46 pm
by Otis_Firefly
Sensing that something was dreadfully wrong Bison's fairy guardian angel "Wave" appears. *Poof* - says Wave, as he removes his leotard and offers his nipples to Bison to drink from ever so tenderly. "There you go my strong little Bison", Wave says. "Drink from my loving teet and drink to your fill"! "For my golden teets are full of nurturing liquor and will help you focus on the task at hand". "We will need you strong, and clear at mind so that we can deal with this issue".

Meanwhile back on the servers...

Re: The great theft

Posted: Thu Jul 23, 2009 7:03 pm
by Concrete
Cygnus is shooting bots and laughing. And Otis is "Smacking the shit out of piss ass moutherfouckers that want a foot up there ass" Someone signs on and in the crosshairs.................

Re: The great theft

Posted: Thu Jul 23, 2009 8:49 pm
by .::/3I§ON::.
Concrete wrote:Cygnus is shooting bots and laughing. And Otis is "Smacking the shit out of piss ass moutherfouckers that want a foot up there ass" Someone signs on and in the crosshairs.................
Meanwhile, Concrete still cant spell and Bologna (yes CYG, I know how I spelled it :roll: ) is whining. Why :?: Because someone (and it wasn't even .::/3I§ON::. this time) brought up "flying deemers" and he could not resist pissing and moaning yet one more time. .::/3I§ON::. thought to himself, "self, maybe this whiny bitch just needs a diaper change :?: " But self answered, "TFB. the douche can change his own :!: "

Re: The great theft

Posted: Thu Jul 23, 2009 8:52 pm
by .::/3I§ON::.
Bolony, I mean Bologna, is made of lips and assholes by the way...

Re: The great theft

Posted: Mon Aug 03, 2009 3:59 pm
by {DOU}The_One
lol :minigun: :chain: :gib: :shock: