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The sad stories about lost and deleted lists....

Posted: Sat Jan 23, 2010 1:31 pm
by .:Isabella:.
Tommy awoke startled...
various sounds alarm sounded, filling the room...
two important lists of the clan, were lost or deleted...
Tommy was astonished...
- What a unbelievable thing....!
- Who is the responsible about that...!?, he cried by cellphone to his Public Relationship advisor Bison... which at that time was in the bathroom wiping with one of the lists...
- I do not know Bison said, feigning surprise, I will ask Darkmatter ... he always loses lists.

Re: The sad stories about lost and deleted lists....

Posted: Sat Jan 23, 2010 5:11 pm
by E=Me2
Funny! Thats great. You guys gotta lot of shit to do and its got to be a chore to keep up with all of it.........

Oh, and by the way THANKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Re: The sad stories about lost and deleted lists....

Posted: Sat Jan 23, 2010 5:46 pm
by {DOU}The Jargonaut
...said E=Me2 as he accepted some of Bison's toilet paper. As he happily wiped his behind, he noticed on one of the sheets the name...

Re: The sad stories about lost and deleted lists....

Posted: Sat Jan 23, 2010 8:02 pm
by {DOU}Cygnus
....Tommy. And he thought asswipe was just a nickname.
"I think I know why your ass itches!" he said to Bison, who...

Re: The sad stories about lost and deleted lists....

Posted: Sun Jan 24, 2010 6:00 pm
by E=Me2
Gave Me Tommys home number so I could call anytime I needed asswipe...................

Re: The sad stories about lost and deleted lists....

Posted: Sun Jan 24, 2010 8:36 pm
by [hotskn]jasmin
...but the number was busy. Without hessitation went back to the forum for another 2ply posting...

Re: The sad stories about lost and deleted lists....

Posted: Sun Jan 24, 2010 8:55 pm
by {DOU} yO mAmA
"This is better than Charmin ! " he exclaimed. Just then there was a knock at the bathroom door. Bison got up from the throne, flung open the door, and to his surprise it was .....


mAmA

Re: The sad stories about lost and deleted lists....

Posted: Mon Jan 25, 2010 3:46 am
by {DOU}Cygnus
....the local Montezuma distributor, beaming happily. "Got another truckload for ya. That's the third this month! Put it all in the garage as usual?" As he finished pulling up his pants, Bison said:

Re: The sad stories about lost and deleted lists....

Posted: Mon Jan 25, 2010 7:15 am
by .::/3I§ON::.
"But only the 3rd? These guys are really slackin' ." :cry: