Bison runs into a bar and tells the bartender, "I need 20 shots of your finest tequila and I need them FAST!
The bartender says "Is everything okay, mister? Is there anything that..."
Bison yells "Please hurry! I need those shots FAST!"
The bartender pours the shots and Bison is drinking them almost as fast as they are poured.
After the last shot is drank, the bartender says "I have never seen anyone drink that much that fast."
Bison says "You would drink them that fast too if you had what I had."
The bartender says "Oh no. What do you have?"
Bison turns around running and says "Fifty cents!"
Bison Runs Into A Bar...
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Re: Bison Runs Into A Bar...
And remember that there is one and only one IP,
which you must never forget:
173.208.146.178:7777
which you must never forget:
173.208.146.178:7777
Re: Bison Runs Into A Bar...
8 years later...
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He just didn't get it till now.
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Re: Bison Runs Into A Bar...
8 years later Bison runs into a bar and tells the bartender - How much does a drop of your best tequila cost?Tommy wrote:8 years later...
The bartender answers - Hmm, a drop of tequila costs nothing ...
Bison says - In that case, pour me some drops of tequila into 20 shots
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And make sure you pour his favorite...Montezuma!
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{DOU}Cygnus wrote:And make sure you pour his favorite...Montezuma!
Um yeah... no thanks. My taste buds still work 
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Fist in the air and a finger to the sky.
Do I care if you hate me? Do you wanna know the truth?
C'est la vie... adiós... good riddance... fuck you!..."5FDP"
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The joke is not so funny, damn spammer ...Krystal wrote:Heeeey,so funnySpam deleted Bison says - In that case, pour me some drops of tequila into 20 shots
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Pink_Squirrel wrote:The joke is not so funny, damn spammer ...Krystal wrote:Heeeey,so funny
It's been taken care of
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