Jesse Jackson

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Jesse Jackson

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Jesse Jackson got out of the shower and was drying off when he looked in
the mirror and noticed he was white from the neck up to the top of his head.

In sheer panic and fearing he was turning white and might have to start
working for a living, he called his smart Jewish NY doctor and told him of his
problem.

The doctor advised him to come to his office immediately.

After an examination, the doctor mixed a concoction of brown liquid,
gave it to Jesse and told him to drink it all down.

Jesse did and replied, "Yecch, That tasted like bullshit!"

The doctor replied, "It was, Jesse. You were a quart low."
{DOU}.::/3I§ON::.
"Did you hear the one about me trying to die?

Fist in the air and a finger to the sky.

Do I care if you hate me? Do you wanna know the truth?

C'est la vie... adiós... good riddance... fuck you!..."5FDP"
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