BREAKING NEWS
Posted: Fri Jan 14, 2011 5:32 am
BREAKING NEWS: More Dead Birds Found in US. In another strange twist of fate, it has just been reported that The CDC is sending a team to Philadelphia as 53 DEAD EAGLES turned up on Lincoln Field. Speculation is the dead birds were subjected to repeated blunt force trauma. The CDC has issued a warning to Georgia as they fear a similar outbreak is looming for FALCONS in the area over the next 7 days.