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INDIAN HEAD DRESS

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Ever wonder what the feathers in a Indians head ban stood for?
A female reporter, interviewing an American Indian Chief, asked the
significance of the varied number of feathers in Indian headdresses.
"Feathers show number of sexual partners," the chief replied.
Indicating a nearby young brave, he continued, "Him? One woman, one
feather. Him?", pointing to a second, older man, "Three women, three feathers."
The reporter looked at the Chief's headdress. "But you have so many feathers!"
The Chief proudly slapped his chest. "Me Chief.
Sleep with all women.
Big, small, fat, tall."
Horrified, the female reporter said, "You ought to be hung!"
The Chief said, "Damn right. Me hung big like buffalo, long like snake."
The offended reporter said, "You don't have to be hostile!"
The Chief replied, "Hoss-style, dog-style, wolf-style, any style!"
The reporter cried, "Oh, dear!"
"No deer", said the Chief. "Ass too high, run too fast.
Fighting for peace is like
Screwing for virginity
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Re: INDIAN HEAD DRESS

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Thats Funny Grubbs!!
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:lol:

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:lol:



Grasshopper. :lol:
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good one grubby :lol:
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Thats crazy funny grubb. sounds just like ya
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LOL
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