A man sees a gorgeous woman standing alone at a bar.
After tossing back a couple of shots he gets the nerve to approach her and says:
"Hi, I was going to tell you a joke about my penis, but it's too long."
The woman looks at him for a moment and replies: "What a coincidence.
I was going to tell you a joke about my ass, but you'll never get it!"
Bad Pickup Line
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Bad Pickup Line
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"Did you hear the one about me trying to die?
Fist in the air and a finger to the sky.
Do I care if you hate me? Do you wanna know the truth?
C'est la vie... adiós... good riddance... fuck you!..."5FDP"
Fist in the air and a finger to the sky.
Do I care if you hate me? Do you wanna know the truth?
C'est la vie... adiós... good riddance... fuck you!..."5FDP"
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Re: Bad Pickup Line
Good one Bison.
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