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Did you know ... A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes. (O.M.G.!!!) ... A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death ... (Creepy ... I'm still not over the pig) ... The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body ... The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off ... (Honey, I'm home ... What the ...?) ... The flea can jump 350 times its body length ... It's like a human jumping the length of a football field ... (30 minutes ... Lucky pig! Can you imagine?) ... The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds ... (What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond?) ... Some lions mate over 50 times a day ... (I still can't believe that pig ... quality over quantity) ... Butterflies taste with their feet ... (Something I always wanted to know) ... Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump ... (Okay, so that would be a good thing) ... A cat's urine glows under a black light ... (I wonder how much the government paid to figure that out) ... An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain ... (I know some people like that) ... Starfish have no brains ... (I know some people like that, too) ... Polar bears are left-handed ... (Talk about a southpaw) ... Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure ... (What about that pig? ... Do the dolphins know about the pig?) ...
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That's above is very interesting.
I would like to add one more curiosity:
A camel can work whole week without drinking,
but a man can drink whole week without working :mrgreen:
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Good one Charger :lol:

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Definately some stuff to think about...................................So you still thinking about the Pig thing :lol:
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Ya know that has to hurt.
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{DOU}Charger wrote:The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds

And I believe they have them around their ass :mrgreen:
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Vioguez is a pig


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Grubb Industries wrote:Vioguez is a pig


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How do you know he has 30 minute Orgasm's?

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{DOU} yO mAmA wrote:
Grubb Industries wrote:Vioguez is a pig


grubb
How do you know he has 30 minute Orgasm's?

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You sure you wanna know the answer to that :puke:
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I don't I just know he's a pig'
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:eek :beer:
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