Lie Detector Robot

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Lie Detector Robot

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Dad buys a Lie detector robot which slaps people when they lie.

He decides to test it at dinner.

"Son, where were you today?" The son says "at school dad." The robot slaps the son!
"OK, I watched a DVD at my friends house!"
"What DVD?" dad asks.
"Toy Story." The robot slaps the son again!
OK. it was a porno" cries the son.
Dad yells "What! When I was your age I didn't even know what porn was!" The robot then slaps the dad!
Mom laughs "Ha Ha Ha! He's certainly your son." The robot then slaps the mom.
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Re: Lie Detector Robot

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LOL, They just don't know when to shut up.


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:lol:
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::HYST:: :eek2: ::HYST::

That's shunny fit right there.
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awesome! ::HYST::
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