Dinner date

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Dinner date

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Took this chick out the other night and she ordered the most expensive items on the menu. I thought you money grabbing bitch, I said, "Does your mother feed you like that at home?" She replied, "No, but my mother's not expecting a blow job tonight!" I said, "Good point, enjoy your meal.."
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