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*DARKMATTER*
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Dear Technical Support

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Dear Technical Support,

18 months ago, I upgraded to Girlfriend 1.0 from DrinkingMates 4.2, which I had used for years without any trouble. However, there are apparently conflicts between these two products and the only solution was to try and run Girlfriend 1.0 with the sound turned off.

To make matters worse, Girlfriend 1.0 is incompatible with several other applications, such as LadsNightOut 3.1, Football 4.5, and Playboy 6.9. Successive versions of GirlFriend proved no better.

I tried a shareware program, Slapper 2.1, but it had many bugs and left a virus in my system, forcing me to shut down completely for several weeks. Eventually, I tried to run GirlFriend 1.2 and Girlfriend 1.0 at the same time, only to discover that when these two systems detected each other they caused severe damage to my hardware.

I eventually upgraded to Fiancée 1.0, only to discover that this product soon had to be upgraded further to Wife 1.0. While Wife 1.0 tends to use up all my available resources, it does come bundled with FreeSexPlus and Cleanhouse2005.

Shortly after this upgrade, however, I found that Wife 1.0 could be very unstable and costly to run. Any mistakes I made were automatically stored in Wife 1.0's memory and could not be deleted. They then resurfaced months later when I had forgotten about them. Wife 1.0 also has an automatic Diary, Explorer and E-mail filter, and can, without warning, launch TurboStrop and Multi-Whinge. These latter products have no Help files, and I have to try to guess what the problem is. Additional problems are that Wife 1.0 needs updating regularly, requiring ShoeShop Browser for new attachments and Hairstyle Express which needs to be reinstalled every other week. Also, when Wife 1.0 attaches itself to my Saab93 Convertible hard drive, it often crashes. Wife 1.0 also comes with an irritating pop-up called MotherInLaw, which can't be turned off.

Recently I've been tempted to install Mistress 2005, but I've been told there could be problems. A friend of mine has alerted me to the fact that if Wife 1.0 detects Mistress 2005, it tends to delete all of your Money before uninstalling itself.

Any advice would be helpful, many thanks.
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Re: Dear Technical Support

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That about sums it up :mrgreen:
{DOU}.::/3I§ON::.
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Try cyber-slut 5.2
Fighting for peace is like
Screwing for virginity
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Re: Dear Technical Support

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Dear customer
Uninstall all, except wife 1.0
Installl the next auxiliary applications:
Helping_wife 3.1 (Including patch Helping_wife_at_Supermarket)
Helping_kids 6.7
Cleaning_house 1.0
Clean_and_feed_your_pets 1.0
Saturday_at_home (beta trial)

Auxiliary programs helps to put wife 1.0 into a stable condition, and reduces MotherInLaw pop-up action.

After a short time you will see that your life will be arranged again.
Good luck.
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{DOU}.R_Mad wrote:Dear customer
Uninstall all, except wife 1.0
Installl the next auxiliary applications:
Helping_wife 3.1 (Including patch Helping_wife_at_Supermarket)
Helping_kids 6.7
Cleaning_house 1.0
Clean_and_feed_your_pets 1.0
Saturday_at_home (beta trial)

Auxiliary programs helps to put wife 1.0 into a stable condition, and reduces MotherInLaw pop-up action.

After a short time you will see that your life will be arranged again.
Good luck.
Looks good on paper but never works...
{DOU}.::/3I§ON::.
"Did you hear the one about me trying to die?

Fist in the air and a finger to the sky.

Do I care if you hate me? Do you wanna know the truth?

C'est la vie... adiós... good riddance... fuck you!..."5FDP"
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Re: Dear Technical Support

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.::/3I§ON::. is right, it never works or doesn't work properly. Something like below
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173.208.146.178:7777
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Re: Dear Technical Support

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.::/3I§ON::. wrote:
{DOU}.R_Mad wrote:Dear customer
Uninstall all, except wife 1.0
Installl the next auxiliary applications:
Helping_wife 3.1 (Including patch Helping_wife_at_Supermarket)
Helping_kids 6.7
Cleaning_house 1.0
Clean_and_feed_your_pets 1.0
Saturday_at_home (beta trial)

Auxiliary programs helps to put wife 1.0 into a stable condition, and reduces MotherInLaw pop-up action.

After a short time you will see that your life will be arranged again.
Good luck.
Looks good on paper but never works...
Roger that. I've tried both Wife 1.0 and Wife 2.0. I even bought upgrades for Wife 1.0.

Data entry resulted in Offspring 1.1-1.3 and Offspring 2.1

Unfortunately, both programs ended in irrecoverable system crashes, CommonSense coding was lost, and no matter what patches I installed, both versions simply lacked the proper programming. Definitely not user error.

Just saying...

:peace_v:
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