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Due to inherit a fortune when his sickly, widower father died, Charles decided he needed a woman to enjoy it with.
Going to a singles bar, he spotted a woman whose beauty took his breath away.
"I'm just an ordinary man," he said, walking up to her,
"but in just a week or two, my father will die and I'll inherit 20 million dollars."
The woman went home with Charles, and the next day she became his stepmother.
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:eek ::HYST::
And remember that there is one and only one IP,
which you must never forget:

173.208.146.178:7777
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:ahole:
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::HYST:: ::HYST:: ::HYST::
M@DD0G
Image Image I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning,
that's as good as they're going to feel all day. --Frank Sinatra

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