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Fancy
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guessing games

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Once there was a family who was given some venison by a friend.

The wife cooked up the deer steaks, and served it to the husband and children.

The husband thought it would be fun to have the children guess what it was that they were eating.

"Is is beef?" The daughter Katie asked.
"Nope."
"Is it pork?" the son Willie asked.
"Nope."
"Heck, we don't know, Dad!" Willie exclaimed.

"I'll give you a clue," the Dad said, "It's what your mom sometimes calls me."

"Spit it out, Willie!" cried Katie,

"We're eating Asshole!!"
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Re: guessing games

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Very well could be that indeed...
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