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What do the Toronto Maple Leafs and the Titanic have in common ?
A: They both look good, until they hit the ice!

What's the difference between the Toronto Maple Leafs and a cigarette vending machine ?
A: The vending machine has Players.



What do the Toronto Maple Leafs and whales have in common?
A: They both get totally confused, when surrounded by ice.


Why are the Toronto Maple Leafs like Canada Post ?
A: They both wear uniforms and don't deliver.

Why doesn't Hamilton have an NHL team ?
A: Because then Toronto would want one!

What do the Toronto Maple Leafs, Toronto Argonauts and the Toronto Blue Jays all have in common besides being based in Toronto ?
A: None of them can play hockey.

What do you call 30 millionaires around a TV watching the Stanley Cup Playoffs ?
A: The Toronto Maple Leafs.


How do you keep the Toronto Maple Leafs out of your yard?
A: Put up a goalie net.



What do you call a Toronto Maple Leaf with a Stanley cup ring ?
A: Very old or a thief.

What do the Toronto Maple Leafs and possums have in common ?
A: Both play dead at home and get killed on the road.

How many Toronto Maple Leafs does it take to win a Stanley cup ?
A: Nobody knows ... And we may never find out!!


This guy says to the bartender, "Can my dog and I watch the Toronto Maple Leafs hockey game here ? My cable is out, and my dog and I always watch the game together."

The bartender replies, "Normally, dogs wouldn't be allowed in my bar; but, it's not very busy right now, so you and the dog can have a seat at the end of the bar.

But, if there's any trouble with you or the dog, I'll have to ask you to leave."

The guy agrees, and he and his dog start watching the game.

Pretty soon, the Leafs manage to score a goal.

The excited dog jumps up on the bar, barks loudly, does a back flip and runs over to the bartender and gives him a high five.

The bartender says, "Wow, that's pretty cool! What does he do when they win a game?

The guy answers, "No idea, I've only had him for 3 years!"



The last time the Maple Leafs won the Stanley cup most of their fans were in diapers.

Coincidentally, the next time they win it, those same fans likely will be back in diapers, again!
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lol, you must really love them :mrgreen:
anyway good one :lol:
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Now that is funny!
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Just be thankful for not being a Philadelphia Flyer :lol:
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Just love these kind of lists :lol:
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kitty wrote:Just be thankful for not being a Philadelphia Flyer :lol:
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kitty wrote:Just be thankful for not being a Philadelphia Flyer :lol:
Nicely done!!

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Yay Rangers? ::DancingBanana::

You can have the Penguins...
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