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You gotta love blondes

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A surgeon went to check on his blonde patient after an operation.
She was awake, so he examined her.
"You'll be fine," he said.

She asked,
"How long will it be before I am able to have
a normal sex life again doctor?"

The surgeon seemed to pause, which alarmed the girl.....
"What's the matter Doctor? I will be all right, won't I?"

He replied, "Yes, you'll be fine.
It's just that no one has ever asked me that
after having their tonsils out."



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{DOU}.::/3I§ON::.
"Did you hear the one about me trying to die?

Fist in the air and a finger to the sky.

Do I care if you hate me? Do you wanna know the truth?

C'est la vie... adiós... good riddance... fuck you!..."5FDP"
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grubb's version :lol:
bison's version :mrgreen:
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I think Grubby is the blonde.
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Rad wrote:grubb's version :lol:
bison's version :mrgreen:


:idea:

You do realize they are bothe the same right?
{DOU}.::/3I§ON::.
"Did you hear the one about me trying to die?

Fist in the air and a finger to the sky.

Do I care if you hate me? Do you wanna know the truth?

C'est la vie... adiós... good riddance... fuck you!..."5FDP"
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.::/3I§ON::. wrote:
Rad wrote:grubb's version :lol:
bison's version :mrgreen:


:idea:

You do realize they are bothe the same right?
Really? :?
Well, you know, but Grubb told this joke more convincingly. :wink:
:lol:
:lol:
:lol:
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I was just kidding.
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I just tell a better joke.

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You do realize they are bothe the same right?

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Bison WTF is BOTHE? or is that the proper english version?

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Grubb Industries wrote:
You do realize they are bothe the same right?

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Bison WTF is BOTHE? or is that the proper english version?

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:idea: It is a "both" with a little falter, I guess.
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NUKER Here,
I must admit Bison, Grubb does tell the joke much better than you do. Oh and dude where did you learn to spell?
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Nuker wrote:NUKER Here,
I must admit Bison, Grubb does tell the joke much better than you do. Oh and dude where did you learn to spell?
Nuker
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So your saying he can copy and paste better :?:
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"Did you hear the one about me trying to die?

Fist in the air and a finger to the sky.

Do I care if you hate me? Do you wanna know the truth?

C'est la vie... adiós... good riddance... fuck you!..."5FDP"
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Grubb Industries wrote:
You do realize they are bothe the same right?

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Bison WTF is BOTHE? or is that the proper english version?

grubb

Wow someones panties are in a bunch. Get up on the wrong side of your boyfriend this morning :?:
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"Did you hear the one about me trying to die?

Fist in the air and a finger to the sky.

Do I care if you hate me? Do you wanna know the truth?

C'est la vie... adiós... good riddance... fuck you!..."5FDP"
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lololol :D
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