Fred

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A local law enforcement officer stops a car for traveling faster
than the posted speed limit. Since he's in a good mood that day he
decides to give the poor fellow a break and write him out a warning
instead of a ticket. So, he asks the man his name.



"Fred," he replies.

"Fred what?" the officer asks. "Just Fred," the man responds.

When the officer presses him for a last name, the man tells him

that he used to have a last name but lost it. The officer thinks he

has a nutcase on his hands but plays along. "Tell me Fred, how did
you lose your last name?"



The man replies, "It's a long story so stay with me. I was born

Fred Dingaling. I know, funny last name. The kids used to tease me all

the time. So I stayed to myself. I studied hard and got good grades.

When I got older I realized that I wanted to be a doctor. I went

through college medical school, internship, residency, finally got

my degree so was Fred Dingaling, MD.



After a while I got bored being a doctor so I decided to go back

to school. Dentistry was my dream. Got all the way through school,

got my degree so I was now Fred Dingaling, MD, DDS.

Got bored doing dentistry so I started fooling around with my

assistant. She gave me VD. So, I was Fred Dingaling, MD, DDS with

VD. Well, the ADA found out about the VD so they took away my DDS so I was

Fred Dingaling MD with VD. Then the AMA found out about the ADA taking

away my DDS because of the VD, so they took away my MD leaving me

as Fred Dingaling with VD. Then the VD took away my dingaling so now

I'm just Fred."



The officer walked away in tears laughing.