He said to it - 'Open your jaws!'.
The crocodile submissively executed the command.
Then the man unzipped a fly in his pants, took a tool out, put it into crocodile's jaws and said - 'Close your jaws!'.
The crocodile did it. Audience froze with fear in anticipation of what will happen in a moment.
The tamer calmly continued - 'Open your jaws!'.
The crocodile did not react. Dead silence fell on the audience.
Slightly frightened tamer repeated the command several times, but it had no effect on the animal. Finally he began to punch in the head of the animal. After a few punches the crocodile slowly opened its jaws.
The tamer with a smile on his face showed the audience that he and his tools are allright. Volley of applause broke out.
The tamer raised his hand up and silenced the audience - 'Ladies and gentelmen! This trick is wholly easy and safe.'
After a while he added - 'Maybe some of you would like to try?'
Somehow no one had the courage.
'I assure you that it will be safe' - continued the tamer.
An elderly lady in the front row raised her hand timidly and tremulously said
- 'I can do it, ... but , please, may you do not hit so hard in my head?'
