A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a fly swatter.
"What are you doing?" she asked. "Hunting flies" he responded.
"Oh. ! Killing any?" she asked. "Yep, 3 males, 2 females," he replied.
Intrigued, she asked "How can you tell them apart?"
He responded, "3 were on a beer can, 2 were on the phone."
Flies
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"Did you hear the one about me trying to die?
Fist in the air and a finger to the sky.
Do I care if you hate me? Do you wanna know the truth?
C'est la vie... adiós... good riddance... fuck you!..."5FDP"
Fist in the air and a finger to the sky.
Do I care if you hate me? Do you wanna know the truth?
C'est la vie... adiós... good riddance... fuck you!..."5FDP"
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Ya, I always look back through 3 years of jokes before i post one.
grubb
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Fighting for peace is like
Screwing for virginity
Screwing for virginity
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I dunno, Ground Zero goes back through years of posts and then responds to them....lolGrubb Industries wrote:Ya, I always look back through 3 years of jokes before i post one.
grubb
I either missed nsg's version or had forgotten because DM's was new to me! It was popular at work!
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GZ has way to much time on his hands, lol
Fighting for peace is like
Screwing for virginity
Screwing for virginity
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If they sound familiar, I look. I even look b4 I post one so there arent duplicates.Grubb Industries wrote:Ya, I always look back through 3 years of jokes before i post one.
grubb
{DOU}.::/3I§ON::.
"Did you hear the one about me trying to die?
Fist in the air and a finger to the sky.
Do I care if you hate me? Do you wanna know the truth?
C'est la vie... adiós... good riddance... fuck you!..."5FDP"
Fist in the air and a finger to the sky.
Do I care if you hate me? Do you wanna know the truth?
C'est la vie... adiós... good riddance... fuck you!..."5FDP"
Re: Flies
Joke told in another company is like new.
Excuse me gentlemen, but I am too lazy to fumble in the archive.
Good one DM
Excuse me gentlemen, but I am too lazy to fumble in the archive.
I can only do
Good one DM
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