A young priest goes on his first rounds of visiting the sick. He visits this old lady and while he's talking to her, he notices a bowl of peanuts next to her bed.
He starts eating the peanuts and just as he is done with the sesssion he realizes he at all of them. He apologizes to the old lady and says he will come back with some more.
She says "No thank you father, it took me hours to suck the chocolate off of those."
T
The Priest And The Peanuts
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Re: The Priest And The Peanuts
Tommy wrote:A young priest goes on his first rounds of visiting the sick. He visits this old lady and while he's talking to her, he notices a bowl of peanuts next to her bed.
He starts eating the peanuts and just as he is done with the sesssion he realizes he at all of them. He apologizes to the old lady and says he will come back with some more.
She says "No thank you father, it took me hours to suck the chocolate off of those."
T
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Fist in the air and a finger to the sky.
Do I care if you hate me? Do you wanna know the truth?
C'est la vie... adiós... good riddance... fuck you!..."5FDP"
Re: The Priest And The Peanuts
And remember that there is one and only one IP,
which you must never forget:
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which you must never forget:
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Re: The Priest And The Peanuts
Funny, Funny!
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I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning,
that's as good as they're going to feel all day. --Frank Sinatra
I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning,that's as good as they're going to feel all day. --Frank Sinatra
Re: The Priest And The Peanuts
Here's another one....six and a half years old...
Rad, what are you doing??
Rad, what are you doing??
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I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning,
that's as good as they're going to feel all day. --Frank Sinatra
I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning,that's as good as they're going to feel all day. --Frank Sinatra