Modern Cinderella story

[Grubb Industries]

Cinderella wants to go to the ball, but her wicked stepmother won’t let her.

As Cinderella sits crying in the garden, her fairy godmother appears, and promises to provide Cinderella with everything she needs to go to the ball, but only on two conditions.

“First, you must wear a diaphragm.”

Cinderella agrees, “What’s the second condition?”

“You must be home by 2 a.m. Any later, and your diaphragm will turn into a pumpkin.”

Cinderella agrees to be home by 2.

The appointed hour comes and goes, and Cinderella doesn’t show up.

Finally, at 5 a.m. Cinderella shows up, looking love-struck and “VERY” satisfied.

“Where have you been?” demands the fairy godmother.

“Your diaphragm was supposed to turn into a pumpkin three hours
ago !”

“I met a prince, Fairy Godmother. He took care of everything.”

“I know of no prince with that kind of power ! What was his name?”

“I can’t remember exactly..... Peter Peter, something or other.”

[.:Isabella:.]

Ha, ha, ha
Normally I hate this kind of jokes.... but this one is very funny....

[Rad]

[Rad]

Ha, ha, ha
Normally I hate this kind of jokes.... but this one is very funny....

... and what about this kind of jokes:

In the middle of the night the husband is waking his wife up and is giving her the glass of water and an aspirin.
- Are you crazy?! Why do you wake me?
- Here you are, darling. This is a headache tablet.
- But nothing aches me.
- Caught you!

[.:Isabella:.]

... and what about this kind of jokes:

In the middle of the night the husband is waking his wife up and is giving her the glass of water and an aspirin.
- Are you crazy?! Why do you wake me?
- Here you are, darling. This is a headache tablet.
- But nothing aches me.
- Caught you!

Ha, ha, ha
Good one Rad.....

if my husband woke me with a joke like that, after a few seconds I would turn into a widow...

[vioguez]

[Rad]

[M@DD0G]