- Bartender, two glasses of vodka, please.
He is drinking one glass at first, then second and is leaving without saying a word from the pub.
The next day it happens again.
- Bartender, two glasses of vodka, please.
He is drinking one glass at first, then second and is leaving without saying a word from the pub.
The same happens every day for a month. At last bartender ask him:
- Excuse me, may I ask why do you drink daily two glasses of vodka?
- Yes, you may. One glass for my friend at sea, and second for oneself.
After about half a year as usual the guy walks into a pub.
- Bartender, one glass of vodka, please.
- ??? Your friend has drowned?
- Nope, he's fine. I quit drinking.
***
- Bartender quickly one glass of vodka,please, before it start.
- Here you are! But, what is going to start?
- Bartender quickly next glass of vodka,please, before it starts.
- Hmm, here you are!
- Bartender quickly another one, please, before it starts.
- Here you are!
- Bartender quickly, vodka, before it starts.
- Okay, here you are! But who pays the bill?
- Oho, it started...
