(((disclaimer: im not raceist, i hate everyone equally. that being said, i thought this was funny as hell.)))
there are 3men on a plane, an american, a russian, and a mexican.
suddenly the poilet says that they need to drop some cargo because the plane is too heavy and will crash if they dont drop some weight.
the russian looks at his crates of vodka and says, "we have too much of this in my country anyway" and tosses it out the door.
the mexican looks at his crates of tequila and says "we have too much of this in my country anyway" and tosses it out the door.
the american pushes the mexican out the door, and says "we have too many of this in my country anyway"
3 men on a plane
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Re: 3 men on a plane
Bad joke anyway.....
I love mexican people.
On the other hand, no russian men could throw vodka... that is not possible...
I love mexican people.
On the other hand, no russian men could throw vodka... that is not possible...
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Re: 3 men on a plane
What's a "poilet"?
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Re: 3 men on a plane
I'm part Russian but I prefer tequila
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Fist in the air and a finger to the sky.
Do I care if you hate me? Do you wanna know the truth?
C'est la vie... adiós... good riddance... fuck you!..."5FDP"
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Re: 3 men on a plane
Sounds French to me...{DOU}Cygnus wrote:What's a "poilet"?
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"Did you hear the one about me trying to die?
Fist in the air and a finger to the sky.
Do I care if you hate me? Do you wanna know the truth?
C'est la vie... adiós... good riddance... fuck you!..."5FDP"
Fist in the air and a finger to the sky.
Do I care if you hate me? Do you wanna know the truth?
C'est la vie... adiós... good riddance... fuck you!..."5FDP"
Re: 3 men on a plane
i dont hate mexicans, i like them well enough. its a joke. and i dont know how to spell the word for the person who flies the plane, ok? lol ya grammer nazzis XD
Re: 3 men on a plane
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