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I hope she didn't have to consumate the marriage
Tommy
I hope...
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Jarg Theatre presents..
Jarg: So, do you come here often?
Girl: No, I am not from this country.
Jarg: Really? So where are you from?
Girl: India.
Jarg: Do you have a man back in India?
Girl: No, a German Shephard.
Jarg: (Thinking) Finally I have found a woman with low enough standards. I may have a shot!
Jarg: So what do you do for a living?
Girl: Dell support.
RIMSHOT!
Jarg: So, do you come here often?
Girl: No, I am not from this country.
Jarg: Really? So where are you from?
Girl: India.
Jarg: Do you have a man back in India?
Girl: No, a German Shephard.
Jarg: (Thinking) Finally I have found a woman with low enough standards. I may have a shot!
Jarg: So what do you do for a living?
Girl: Dell support.
RIMSHOT!
- {DOU}The Jargonaut
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- {DOU}Charger
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I am laughing my ass off at this one.The Jargonaut wrote:Jarg Theatre presents..
Jarg: So, do you come here often?
Girl: No, I am not from this country.
Jarg: Really? So where are you from?
Girl: India.
Jarg: Do you have a man back in India?
Girl: No, a German Shephard.
Jarg: (Thinking) Finally I have found a woman with low enough standards. I may have a shot!
Jarg: So what do you do for a living?
Girl: Dell support.
RIMSHOT!
Fighting on the internet is like running in the Special Olympics.
Even if you win you're still retarded.
Even if you win you're still retarded.