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http://news.aol.com/strange/story?id=n2 ... 03&cid=936

I hope she didn't have to consumate the marriage :)

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I have a few friends who married dogs.
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Why does that not surprise me?
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Jarg Theatre presents..

Jarg: So, do you come here often?
Girl: No, I am not from this country.
Jarg: Really? So where are you from?
Girl: India.
Jarg: Do you have a man back in India?
Girl: No, a German Shephard.
Jarg: (Thinking) Finally I have found a woman with low enough standards. I may have a shot!
Jarg: So what do you do for a living?
Girl: Dell support.

RIMSHOT!
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Where does she live, new-dell-i?

Sorry, lame I know! :o :o :o :o :o

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:lol:
I'm lovin this! Keep it going!
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The Jargonaut wrote:Jarg Theatre presents..

Jarg: So, do you come here often?
Girl: No, I am not from this country.
Jarg: Really? So where are you from?
Girl: India.
Jarg: Do you have a man back in India?
Girl: No, a German Shephard.
Jarg: (Thinking) Finally I have found a woman with low enough standards. I may have a shot!
Jarg: So what do you do for a living?
Girl: Dell support.

RIMSHOT!
I am laughing my ass off at this one.
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