Quote of the day (part 2)

[NATAN]

It is
wiser
to find
out than
to supose

[NATAN]

I don’t trust joggers.
They’re always the ones that
find dead bodies.
I’m no detective, just sayin’.

[NATAN]

Never tell your
problems to anyone.
20% don’t care and
the other 80% are
glad you have them.

[NATAN]

If a turtle
loses his shell,
is he naked?
or homeless?

[NATAN]

If you’re traveling faster then sound
and you fart, would you smell it
before you hear it?

[Rad]

If you’re traveling faster then sound
and you fart, would you smell it
before you hear it?

If you're moving around the circle at a speed faster than the speed of light, can you see your own ass?

[NATAN]

[NATAN]

If you had x-ray vision
and could see through anything,
wouldn’t you see through everything
and actualy see nothing?

[NATAN]

Let’s eat grandpa.
Let’s eat, grandpa.

Correct punctuation can
save a person’s life.

[NATAN]

“Do not go
where the path may lead,
go instead
where there is no path
and leave a trail.”

[NATAN]

If you work as a security guard
In a Samsung store…

Does that make you a
Guardian of the Galaxy?

[NATAN]

"I knew I shoulda taken that left turn at Albuquerque!"

[NATAN]

Roses are red, violets are blue,
Sugar is sweet, and so are you
The roses have wilted, the violets are dead,
The sugar bowl's empty, and so is your head

[NATAN]

You can't connect the dots looking forward;
you can only connect them looking backward.

[NATAN]

Everyone knew it couldn't be done.
Till someone came along who didn't know that.