Quote of the day (part 3)

Unread post by **NATAN** » Sat Sep 15, 2018 7:16 am

Don't tell me the sky is the limit when there are footprints on the moon.

Unread post by **Tommy** » Sat Sep 15, 2018 6:31 pm

NATAN wrote:
Don't tell me the sky is the limit when there are footprints on the moon.

You see how they lie to you! Better keep watching!

T

Unread post by **NATAN** » Sun Sep 16, 2018 12:23 pm

Impossible isn't a fact, but an opinion.

Unread post by **NATAN** » Sun Sep 16, 2018 12:27 pm

I don't have a bucket list but a fuckit list

Unread post by **NATAN** » Mon Sep 17, 2018 7:56 am

You never know how strong you are,

until being strong is the only choice you have.

Unread post by **NATAN** » Tue Sep 18, 2018 8:15 am

The road to success is always under construction.

Unread post by **NATAN** » Wed Sep 19, 2018 11:16 am

Life
begins
at
the
end
of
your
comfort
zone.

Unread post by **NATAN** » Fri Sep 21, 2018 3:44 pm

Experience is what you get when you didn’t get what you wanted.

Unread post by **NATAN** » Sat Sep 22, 2018 9:12 am

Progress is made by lazy men looking for an easier way to do things.

Unread post by **NATAN** » Sat Sep 22, 2018 9:15 am

Police arrested two kids yesterday: one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks.

They charged one and let the other off.

Unread post by **NATAN** » Sun Sep 23, 2018 6:21 pm

The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

Unread post by **Tommy** » Mon Sep 24, 2018 3:38 am

NATAN wrote:
The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

You did this one already!

T

Unread post by **NATAN** » Mon Sep 24, 2018 6:50 am

Tommy wrote:
NATAN wrote:
The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
You did this one already!

T

I'm pretty sure I didn't.

You're probably referring to "why are birds so happy in the morning"

Unread post by **NATAN** » Mon Sep 24, 2018 6:51 am

Don't shout for help at night. You might wake your neighbors.

Unread post by **NATAN** » Tue Sep 25, 2018 4:18 am

The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us.

Clan {DOU}