Two Trees
It is hard to find a joke today without a dirty word
or two in it,
but, here is one:..................
Two tall trees, a birch and a beech, are growing in
the woods. A small tree begins to grown between
them, and the beech says to the birch, "Is that a
son of a beech or a son of a birch?"
The birch says he cannot tell.
Just then a woodpecker lands on the sapling.
The birch says, "Woodpecker, you are a tree expert,
Can you tell if that is a son of beech or a son of birch?"
The woodpecker takes a taste of the small tree. He
replies, "It is neither a son of beech nor a son of birch.
It is, however, the best piece of ash I have ever put my
pecker in."
2 Trees
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"Did you hear the one about me trying to die?
Fist in the air and a finger to the sky.
Do I care if you hate me? Do you wanna know the truth?
C'est la vie... adiós... good riddance... fuck you!..."5FDP"
Fist in the air and a finger to the sky.
Do I care if you hate me? Do you wanna know the truth?
C'est la vie... adiós... good riddance... fuck you!..."5FDP"
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More trees???
There used to be an old joke about trees...
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Trees
Trees
Trees
Say
Me
Made
Guy
This
Has
Times
Many
How
Trees
Trees
Trees
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Well you start off by persenting someone the list of words and ask him/her to read it out loud...
Then you ask him/her if they got it or not...
Most of the time they don't usually get it...
So you ask them to read it out loud again...
You do this as many times as long as the person doesn't get mad trying to figure out what it is...
Then you ask him/her to read it backwards... hehehehe...LOL!
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Trees
Trees
Trees
Say
Me
Made
Guy
This
Has
Times
Many
How
Trees
Trees
Trees
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Well you start off by persenting someone the list of words and ask him/her to read it out loud...
Then you ask him/her if they got it or not...
Most of the time they don't usually get it...
So you ask them to read it out loud again...
You do this as many times as long as the person doesn't get mad trying to figure out what it is...
Then you ask him/her to read it backwards... hehehehe...LOL!
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