Restless Nights

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Restless Nights

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"Doc, I can't sleep anymore," the man complained. "I've tried everything, but I just toss and turn."

"You have to learn to relax," the doctor said. "Try putting each part of your body to sleep separately."

That night the guy crawled into bed, got comfortable and started to talk to his body. "Face, go to sleep," he whispered. "Chest, go to sleep. Legs, go to sleep."

Just then his wife walked in wearing a transparent teddy. Her husband opened one eye, then lifted his head from the pillow. "OK," he shouted, "everybody up!"
{DOU}.::/3I§ON::.
"Did you hear the one about me trying to die?

Fist in the air and a finger to the sky.

Do I care if you hate me? Do you wanna know the truth?

C'est la vie... adiós... good riddance... fuck you!..."5FDP"
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Re: Restless Nights

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:rofl:
And remember that there is one and only one IP,
which you must never forget:

173.208.146.178:7777
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