A man and his girl friend were driving on a hi-way. They smell Petrol Fumes
Man pulls over, parks & is about to take a pee. The girl friend lites-up a cigarett.
There a huge explosion the car is blow away.
Girl friend screams " FIND MY HAND BAG IT HAS MY CELL PHONE IN IT!!!"
Man shouts " FIND MY HAND IT HAS MY DICK IN IT!!!!!"
Yeah, i know
{DOU}.::/3I§ON::.
"Did you hear the one about me trying to die?
Fist in the air and a finger to the sky.
Do I care if you hate me? Do you wanna know the truth?
C'est la vie... adiós... good riddance... fuck you!..."5FDP"
