Of Birds, Bees and MSN

[{DOU}Cygnus]

A boy asks his father; "How was I born?"
His dad sighs and replies, "Ah, my son, I guess one day you would have to
find out anyway! Well, you see, your Mum and I first got together in a
chat
room on MSN. Then I set up a date via e-mail with your mom and we met at
a cyber-cafe. We snuck into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a
download from my hard drive. As soon as I was ready to upload, we
discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall, but it was too late
to hit the delete button. Six weeks later your mom sent me an instant
message saying that her operating was showing signs of unauthorized
program activity from a self extracting file which had implanted itself in
her BIOS. Then nine months later a little Pop-Up appeared and said:
'You've
Got Male'!"

[Rad]

Good one

[M@DD0G]

Damned little viruses!

[{DOU}Cygnus]

Damn, that is over 6 years ago!
Had to look twice to make dure it wasn't Ground Zero responding!

[M@DD0G]

I didn't even notice that! I just looked at new posts, and saw Rad had replied, and I followed suit!

Rad must be having a slow day today if he's digging up six year old jokes!!!